In this phase of our lives, we are flush with two households' worth of flatware, small appliances, electronic gizmos, and suchlike. 

What we really want is for our friends to gather, shower us with affection, and have an absurdly good time! So, BE THE GIFT YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD! 

(Land and titles are also acceptable.)

(And muscle cars.) 

(Ooh! And a pony.)

(OK, maybe ask us first about the pony.)